Commandments

1. Thou shalt not loan a Corvette to anyone

2. Thou shalt not cruise a Corvette on an unpave road

3.Thou shalt not feed a Corvette with budget grade fuel

4. Thou shalt not bring a Corvette to an automatic car wash

5. Thou shalt not expose a Corvette to severe weather conditions

6.Thou shalt not swear at a Corvette - for it is very tempermental

7.Thou shalt not pass a fellow Corvette owner in distress

8.Thou shalt not forget to activate Corvette alarm

9.Thou shalt not fail to wave to a fellow Corvette owner

10. Thou shalt not acknowledge a Porsche or 280Z as being true sports cars